○A combination of Loser and Sexual.
○The not yet popular sexual orientation.
○A teenage girl that...
-Has no idea what just happened to her most recent relationship
-Doesn't know her sexuality
-Would rather date herself than another person
-Would love to get married to an inanimate object for fun
Ashley, I'm breaking up with you. I've turned Lexual. I'm sorry. I have no idea. LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!1 *cries in corner*