1 definition by LOG BOY

A hoe that gives brain so good it will make you temporarily retarded. As the name implies, the component most essential is the ability to be mercilessly throat fucked, but a true Throat GOAT will have mastered variation in tempo, tongue movement, ball play, and finally, the classic reach around.
"Why don't you leave that girl, she is terrible for you?"
"I know, but she is the Throat GOAT."
by LOG BOY October 10, 2022
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