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Definitions by L Bailey

bushfire 

A man sets his pubic hair on fire, usually with a lighter while under the influence of alcohol. Bigger is better.

The female equivalent of a bushfire is a swampfire.
Levi did the best Bushfire at the party last night

Yeah Andrew tried to do a Bushfire too, he burnt himself and now he's got blisters

I could never do a bushfire - I'm too hairy and the house would catch on fire
bushfire by L Bailey July 7, 2006