Kyothine's definitions

critic

An objective speaker of the truth. They are commonly seen as low-lifes due to the negative image painted of them by haters. In actuality, most critics are intellectual underdogs.

Artist: Well?
Critic: It's pretty good, though your proportion is slightly off.
Artisti: Hmm, you have a point.

Snobby Artist: Well?
Critic: It's pretty good, though your proportion is slightly off.
Snobby Artist: Oh, as if YOU could do better. Pshaw. I'm gonna go drink tea and listen to Beethoven with my friends. Ta-ta!

by Kyothine December 19, 2009

unlike you

A phrase of the idiot vernacular commonly used by 6th graders, unoriginal low-lives, and youtube commenters. It means "the adjective I just used serves as a double entendre, for you see, not only does it apply to this noun, but also to you. BURN!" Other forms include "Like your mom!" "And you're not!" and "I'm an idiot!"

This game is so cool, unlike you!

wow stfu man dis vid is ttly kewl unlike u!!!!

"This video is so brilliant!"
"Yeah, unlike you!"
"...We are no longer friends."

Friend A: Did you check out that movie?
Friend B: Yeah, it was so cool!
Some 6th grader who you don't even know: And you're not!
Friend A: Fuck off.
6th grader: *sobs*

Friend A: Hahaha, that was amazing!
Same 6th grader: Yeah, amazing like the sex I had with your mom last night!!!!!
Friend B: ...
Friend A: ...
6th grader: *runs*

by Kyothine May 29, 2009