Farkiss

Yet another substitute for potentially offensive words. Can be used in many various situations for many various words.
Sally: "Oh, my GOD!"
John: "What?"
Sally: "Your baby has just been decapitated by a semi!"
John: "...Well, farkiss."

"Holy farkiss, is that a child or a mutant squirrel?"
by Kyley Jo August 21, 2007
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Ch'fyes

A twist on the word 'yes' that may or may not be able to be pronounced correctly. Used in positive expressions of delight.
"Would you like some candy, little child?"

"Ch'fyes!"
by Kyley Jo October 07, 2007
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