FASFS - Fetal Alcohol Syndrome Face Syndrome - A fairly common defect of people exposed to alcohol before birth, in which the face is distorted, usually the area around the eyes, forehead or jaw-line is somehow "off" or mis-shapen from what would otherwise be an attractive, normal face. Also known as FAS-FS pronounced "FAS-Face".
1: "That girl would be alright if she didn't have FASFS"
2: "She is really hot, but have you seen her sister?"
"Why is she pretty fugly?"
"No just a little bit of a FAS-Face"