Definitions by Kyle Sanchez

porch fucking 

Having an orgy with some random girl drunk on a porch, in the rain while playing the banjo.

First person : dude! I was so trashed last night, I ended up porch fucking this chick last night.

Second person: Oh, how was it!

First person: don't know, But I woke up with the banjo and a bottle of KY jelly.

porch fucking by Kyle Sanchez April 11, 2007

Pirate Monkey 

It is a person who constantly steels another persons items unknowingly.

"Willma, quit jacking my lighter, you damn Pirate Monkey!"

Pirate Monkey by Kyle Sanchez April 10, 2007