2 definitions by Kyle Sanchez

Pirate Monkey

It is a person who constantly steels another persons items unknowingly.

"Willma, quit jacking my lighter, you damn Pirate Monkey!"

by Kyle Sanchez April 3, 2007

porch fucking

Having an orgy with some random girl drunk on a porch, in the rain while playing the banjo.

First person : dude! I was so trashed last night, I ended up porch fucking this chick last night.

Second person: Oh, how was it!

First person: don't know, But I woke up with the banjo and a bottle of KY jelly.

by Kyle Sanchez April 3, 2007