Definitions by Kyle R. Montgomery

Sea-salt Shooter 

(n.) - the male reproductive organ, better known as the cockasaurus rex, and occasionally referred to as the blue-veined junket pumper.

"so like I's sayin nigga, dat goofy ass hoe was tryna beat around da bush... so I whipped out my sea-salt shooter launched dat bitch a salty cannon ball right in da dome piece!"
"yea nigga show dat hoe who's boss"
"oh nigga I did!"

Sea-salt Shooter by Kyle R. Montgomery January 12, 2009

Salty Water Cannon 

(n.) - a variation of the sea salt shooter. this is the name given to male reproductive organ when used to launch projectile salty fluids directly into the eye of a woman.

"Yo brah, so did you do her brah?"
"Nah brah, but I gave her a piece of my salty water cannon dude!"
"No way brah, thats so gnar! but whats a salty water cannon?"
"Its just a hard wood hawian board brah, but when you do this with it!"
"Ahh fuck brah! My eye!"
"Uhh chyeahh!"

Salty Water Cannon by Kyle R. Montgomery January 12, 2009

Blowdrop 

(n.) - the act of a man receiving oral sex from a woman in which the female counterpart of the equation places cough drops in her mouth before proceeding with the blowjob. (for best results, do not attempt at all... ever; for second best results, use mild mentho-lyptus cough drops).

"Shit nigga! you know my cousin Ray-Ray was talkin bout dat Shannoniqua bitch? Well dat hoe said she wanna give me a blowdrop or some shit right."

"So whutchu do nigga?"

"I's like yea bitch gimme watcha got! And nigga I suppose dat included third degree menthol burns on my sea-salt shootah and shit! Nah mean?"

"Dat aint all you got you jive ass turkey. Word on da street is dat bitch got more clap than a auditorium!"

Blowdrop by Kyle R. Montgomery January 11, 2009