Scotty Football

An East Grand Rapids Legend. Former lock down corner turned into all star quarterback. Lethal in the classroom soon to be ivy bound. Wheeled the hottest women in EGR history.

Shattuck is so lucky he got to coach Scotty Football. Scotty Football is an absolute legend did you see that pylon dive?

by Kyle McHugh September 06, 2023

Naked Left

The worst offensive football play ever called in the history of mankind.

No way, coach just called Naked Left with the game on the line, this is not going to go well.

by Kyle McHugh May 01, 2024

ChumBody

A person who is bigger than a normal person, likes to eat a lot of food, and thinks they are very funny

That girl Sydney over there is definitely a chumbody

by Kyle McHugh March 03, 2024

chumbody

A person who does not smell the best, eats a lot, and lies about things

Eww, that girl over there is definitely a chumbody

by Kyle McHugh March 03, 2024

Chaz

A Chaz will pound some beers and then drill you on the football field.

Holy Fuck Chaz just hit him like Chancellor.

by Kyle McHugh September 07, 2023