Kwivering Kwaker's definitions

black guy's Christmas

The best time of the year to be a porch pirate. And most porch pirates are black, so during Christmas is when all the black guys steal your presents

Dale: "Some niger stole all my packages"
Rick: "What can I say, it is black guy's Christmas" :(

by Kwivering Kwaker January 23, 2021

girls that eat almonds

Girls that eat almonds are simply girls that like to eat almonds. Nothing sexual at all. The girls simply enjoy to eat almonds. The almonds are not nutts.

Can you join our reading club, it's called "girls that eat almonds".

by Kwivering Kwaker January 23, 2021

Wokkey Slosh

One would exclaim, "Wokkey Slosh" to alert the ones around them of danger.

After seeing the cannibals charging after them Charlie tilted back his head, and screamed "Wokkey Slosh!" Everyone scattered.

by Kwivering Kwaker December 29, 2020