Definitions by Kurt Fingar

Veggie Pita 

Immediately after child birth an individual (usually the male) collects all the remaining placenta, commonly known as afterbarf, an rolls the jelly like substance into a pita or gluten free corn tortilla.

"After Teddy was born, my husband served himself up a Veggie Pita."

Veggie Pita by Kurt Fingar August 4, 2007

Nicholas Ward

An infamous serial killer who has claimed victims in Connecticut, Southern and Northern California. Ward a former Wall Street trader and accomplished musician was known for his trademark killings that all involved power tools and Hidden Valley Ranch dressing, Ward was finally captured leaving a gentlemans club in the early morning.

"That Nicholas Ward was one hell of a sick fuck"

Nicholas Ward by Kurt Fingar August 4, 2007