Definitions by Kunmachine

Pornpetch 

Pornpetch is the quiet and can come across stand off-ish but once you break him out of his shell he’s the sweetest, goofiest and most supportive guy around. Hugging him feels like hugging a friendly grizzly bear and smells fantastic all the time. You can call him if you’re in a 911 situation.

Pornpetch always gets orange chicken from Panda Express and shares it with me :)

Pornpetch by Kunmachine November 23, 2021