life of Riley

An easy life without chores or responsibilities. The assumed typical life of an irishman.

He lives the life of riley; his missus does everything and he never lifts a finger.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 08, 2004

Nike Shox

Nike's premier footwear as of current times. More suited to the heavier runner. Origianally, there were "springs" under the heel to provide a cushion. The current generation of shox has springs at the front-sides in addition to the heel springs.

Nike shox are bouncy!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004

braggart

(n.) A person who is prone to braggadocio

Many people on this website, particularly those who make definitions of thier own country (See south Korea) are braggarts.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

Moon

(n.) a natural sattelite of the earth, made of cheese.

(v.) The act of going on stage at an astronomy convention, pulling down your trousers, opening your 'cheeks' and saying

"hows this for a black hole?"

Mooning a hardware store will result in a broomstick being forcibly placed in your anus by the manager.

by kung-fu jesus September 07, 2004

ello my luvur!

A greeting used in Rural England. Mainly in the North East (It's actually spelled North-East, but residents are too fuckwitted to hyphenate).


Often said to farmyard animals.

The North-East, where bitches (say they) are psycho (but aren't), and sheep are scared!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004

Hoffa

Jimmy Hoffa, notoriusly corrupt, and qouted as saying "I don't need bodygaurds". He took a walk one night and never returned. His body is still undiscovered. When you find a place that looks like it hasn't been looked in for a while, you can intelligently claim to have found Jimmy Hoffa's body.

I found Jimmy Hoffa!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

used

a) When someone was led into a relationship and merely "used" for sex.

b) a slut

c) no value, since it has no use.

"She got used"

"She is used"

"Used cigarette"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004