Kung-Fu jesus's definitions

spoonerism

When the spellings/pronounciation of a sentance move around slightly.

Let us drink to the dear old queen!

Let us drink to the queer old dean!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

dead as the dodo

To be very dead indeed. The dodo was a large flightless and idiotic bird brought to extinction in 1681 by Sailors who wished to take thier heads home to thier native countries. Unlike some other extinct animals (Thylacine, Carolina Parakeet, Passenger pigeon, flightless Ibis etc.) It is certain that the last of these creatures is dead. The word dodo is interchangeable with Quagga, giant lemur, Auroch, Giant Moa or any other long-time dead animal.

In 100 years communism will be as dead as the dodo, and Karl Marx will be denounced.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

tu meré

Yo mama!

Limey: You stink!

Frog: TU MERE! ros bif

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 8, 2004

Gross profit

(n.) Sales less COGS.

Our gross profit is xx amount.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

art mighty

"Is very powerful". Emphasis on the fact that power can never be taken from whatever art mighty.

The Lord Art Mighty!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

cash crop

(n.) A crop grown with the intent of selling to others, and cannot be used by the farmers of such. The opposite of self-sustainance.

Tobacco is the most popular, but weed is good too! @___@

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

separate the sheep from the goats

(v.) To divide the workers into two categories- those who want to work, and those who don't. Similar expressions include separate the men from the boys, separate the men from the mice.

I'll need some good workers, and some bad workers. Can you separate the sheep from the goats for me? The sheep will serve as a distraction to our competitors while we get down to business.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 5, 2004