1 definition by Krystin Wagner
To be couched is when someone hugs you while sitting on a couch, and during the embrace this person leans back into the couch. Thus, you will receive a face full of couch cushion, and lack the ability to breathe momentarily.
When I hugged Yost, he couched me in the face.
"Are you hungry?"
"No"
"Why?"
"Because I just ate a mouthful of couch!"
"Are you hungry?"
"No"
"Why?"
"Because I just ate a mouthful of couch!"
by Krystin Wagner November 29, 2007