2 definitions by Kristopher Smith
The conditioning of most retail shoppers to provide preconceived answers to customer service providers.
Here are a few instances using Programmed Retail Response:
(Upon a customer entering)
Associate: "How's the weather today?"
Shopper: "I'm fine. How are you?"
(Upon a customer leaving)
Associate: "Fuel for Satan's fire!"
Shopper: "Thanks. You too!"
(Upon a customer entering)
Associate: "How's the weather today?"
Shopper: "I'm fine. How are you?"
(Upon a customer leaving)
Associate: "Fuel for Satan's fire!"
Shopper: "Thanks. You too!"
by Kristopher Smith May 25, 2007
1. slang for a common whore of the Old West. 2. a subtle term for addressing modern whores who get confused when unfamiliar words are used.
man: "Hey, devil-breasted mattress thatcher, what did I tell you about putting your skeezy hands on me?"
ho: "Huh?"
man: "Exactly. Make like a tree and piss off."
ho: "Huh?"
man: "Exactly. Make like a tree and piss off."
by Kristopher Smith May 25, 2007