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Konlon

The hottest, sexiest man alive. Usually has a long head of hair and looks like he surfs for a living. Also probably knows someone named Noah, but they are usually blonde and suck dick.

Girl: hey wanna go on a date?

Me: no duck you these hoes trippin, I have Konlon.

by Konlonlover69 December 15, 2022