shmaff

Being of a hideous nature physically. Physically unapealing to most of the opposite sex. One who's origins can be traced back to the ugly tree.

I thought there would be hot chicks here but all I see are these shmaff bitches.

by Kona Gold September 04, 2009

bone cake

A confection made of bones in celebration of a canine's birthday.

"My dog turned ten years-old today"
"That's amazing what type of festivity do you have planned?"
"My mom made him a bone cake. He'll love it!"
"Awesome. Everyone knows that bone cakes are every dogs favorite dessert!!!"

by Kona Gold September 08, 2009