Definitions by Koknballz

Shit your pants dirty

Let’s not mistake this for a shart. This is a full on massacre in your pants. The doodie can’t be contained and not only drips out of your underwear but covers your legs.

Yo pal, what happened to Smiley last night? Oh dude he had to leave early because he had a shit your pants dirty incident

Shit your pants dirty by Koknballz December 20, 2020

Body Scrotum 

The loose skin leftover when a tubby person has weight loss surgery.

Yo pal you may want to consider body scrotum surgery so you don’t trip over all that excess skin.

Body Scrotum by Koknballz January 9, 2019

Piss Fingers 

This occurs when someone doesn't wash their hands after using the bathroom.

Yo pal, maybe you shouldn't be man handling the nachos with your nasty piss fingers.

Piss Fingers by Koknballz May 21, 2017

Cum Corners 

When dried up spit forms around the corners of your mouth

Hey Kelcey, you need to wipe the cum corners from your mouth.

Cum Corners by Koknballz May 17, 2017

Rooster Dump 

When you wake up and take your first shit of the day.

Does anyone know a good plumber I can call? I just clogged the toilet with an enormous rooster dump.

Rooster Dump by Koknballz May 17, 2017

Chocolate Snake

When you take a dump that wraps around the toilet bowl.

I had to call the plumber for the third this week to discard one of Nat's chocolate snakes.

Chocolate Snake by Koknballz December 4, 2009