Koknballz's definitions

Rooster Dump

When you wake up and take your first shit of the day.

Does anyone know a good plumber I can call? I just clogged the toilet with an enormous rooster dump.

by Koknballz May 17, 2017

Cum Corners

When dried up spit forms around the corners of your mouth

Hey Kelcey, you need to wipe the cum corners from your mouth.

by Koknballz May 17, 2017

Smiley

A socially awkward Oklahoma cat that loves to bang his neighbors cattle and masturbate at numerous Taco Bueno establishments.

Yo pal, did Smiley and his nerd herd sell you a brand new old car today?

by Koknballz December 30, 2020

Nathole

A sassy male typically from Cinnaminson, NJ. This person walks kinda funny due to a loose anus.

Did you see that nathole get all pissed off and storm out of the ice cream shop because they didn’t have his favorite flavor? Judging by his limp it’s clear he was the reverse cowboy last night.

by Koknballz February 15, 2021

Body Scrotum

The loose skin leftover when a tubby person has weight loss surgery.

Yo pal you may want to consider body scrotum surgery so you don’t trip over all that excess skin.

by Koknballz January 9, 2019

Splat Holt

A suicide jumper from Cinnaminson, New Jersey.

Pal, you have no idea how bad my luck has been today. Some poor slob decided to go splat holt on my car.

by Koknballz December 20, 2020