Definitions by KittyKat Slater

Ukulele Wanker

An extremely woke individual who attends protests / activism shit with a ukulele. This person is usually very entitled and delusional, not being able to see the real world, only what they would like to see.

Q: What did Daz Black call the Vegan Teacher?
A: A Ukulele Wanker

Ukulele Wanker by KittyKat Slater February 19, 2026