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Preach the Flosspel

To Preach the Flosspel: (verb) The act of motivating someone to floss (or brush) to improve their oral health. Can include dental health education and technique advice.
Hygienist: bitch, you got some serious periodontitis, I'ma preach the flosspel on yo ass!
by Kittridge February 25, 2008
mugGet the Preach the Flosspelmug.

glasgow eyeball

Glasgow Eyeball: (Verb) To look at someone antagonistically, with malice/rage inciting or leading up to a fist fight.

A look that is a threat of physical violence.

Similar to the stinkeye.
Motherfucker was messin up my shit all night, I gave him the Glasgow eyeball, I was ready to go!
by Kittridge February 25, 2008
mugGet the glasgow eyeballmug.

Lanpire

Someone who sucks wireless internet access off someone else's LAN. An internet freeloader.
My download limit reached already? Hmmmm...I think we have a Lanpire in our midststsstssssssssss
by kittridge December 9, 2008
mugGet the Lanpiremug.

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