Definitions by Kirton nick

mingefingers 

A person with very soft unworked hands. Who's probably never seen a hard day's graft in their life.

Aaron has some proper mingefingers.

mingefingers by Kirton nick December 1, 2024

La mela

Spanish for "massive cunt"

My mate lamy went to spain on holidays all the locals were calling him la mela

La mela by Kirton nick July 9, 2020

Pussy nap 

A sleep needed during the day because of weakness, excessive drinking or general lack of manliness.

Jonathan went for a pussy nap before having to cook tea for his mrs.

Pussy nap by Kirton nick March 21, 2020