Kirk McAwesomer's definitions

Dampi

An extreme mix of failure and disgust. Beware of it's angsty behavior for it is not even a species of human. It actually has no gender but it thinks of itself as a male. It makes itself believe it's better than others and is a higher form of douche.

Douche: Dude! You suck! I'm way better!
Guy: Cool.
Douche: AHAHAHHAHA I'm totally cool!
Guy: You know what, quit being such a Dampi!
Newly-Realized Dampi: You're right!

by Kirk McAwesomer November 18, 2011