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Plumpkin Patch Kid 

When a pregnant woman is sitting on a toilet seat giving birth, while blowing a guy.
Tom's a plumpkin patch kid.

The pregnant woman was going into labor, but her husband was horny, so she sat on the toilet and gave him a blow job and gave birth to a baby boy.
Plumpkin Patch Kid by Kings St October 23, 2010