Definitions by KingSexy

Nut wipe 

the female act of wiping the man's testicles with a napkin, or a facecloth after sexual adventures

"And with a grin, she took her favorite tube-top, and gave me the most gentle nut wipe that i had ever experienced."

Nut wipe by kingsexy February 3, 2003

poonis lagoonis

The ultimate poonis. A person who tries to ruin EVERYONE'S fun.

"Get off my case, Poonis Lagoonis"

poonis lagoonis by kingsexy February 3, 2003

Poonis 

person whose body shape and texture resembles that of the penis

nice mushroom cut, you fuckin' poonis

Poonis by kingsexy December 14, 2002