Definitions by King of Weirs

Weirs

A pair of very short shorts worn by a male in the style of Grateful Dead guitarist Bobby Weir. Preferably with "Ranger Rick" style pockets on the side, but plain khaki will suffice. Normally attired during the summer months and accompanied with a tank top.

Friend 1: Hey dude, check out these new shorts. Good thing I have tan thighs.
Friend 2: Totally, sweet pair of weirs!

Weirs by King of Weirs September 12, 2006