2 definitions by King of The Pirates
by King of The Pirates April 12, 2010
A real sport that world-blind Americans thought they invented and was ripped of by the English, but they were completely confused. Real football is what naive Americans call soccer and football is properly spelled futbol. American Football is a barbaric sport in which one man tries to bulldoze another carrying a leather ball across the field. American footbal requires little or no talent just a huge body and the ability to catch and throw, whereas futbol requires coordination, strength, speed, and agility. So wake up Americans!
American Dude:
Football is so awesome!
British Dude:
Quite, it requires much more talent than the silly American version.
American Dude:
Whaddya talkin about we made football.
British Dude:
Ugh, another naive American, we made futbol you made a version that has almost nothing to do with fee. Do you understand the difference Futbol, or soccer as you call it, came first; football, known as American football throughout the world, is a version for people who are not talented enough for the real sport.
American Dude:
duuu.....
Football is so awesome!
British Dude:
Quite, it requires much more talent than the silly American version.
American Dude:
Whaddya talkin about we made football.
British Dude:
Ugh, another naive American, we made futbol you made a version that has almost nothing to do with fee. Do you understand the difference Futbol, or soccer as you call it, came first; football, known as American football throughout the world, is a version for people who are not talented enough for the real sport.
American Dude:
duuu.....
by King of The Pirates April 20, 2010