King Jay's definitions

Germ Donor

Germ Donor:(Not to be mistaken with Sperm Donor) During the cold season,when someone coughs or sneezes in a public area, germs invariably follow and latch onto the nearest unknowing receiver.

Matt: Cough, cough...Ugh I've got a tewwible code.
Jay: I know, cover your damn mouth you Germ Donor.
Matt: Sowwy...

by King Jay January 7, 2009

garbage smash

If garbage day is a long way off, the act of pushing, crunching and smashing down the top of the garbage pile so you don't have to replace it.

Matt: Yo man, why don't you ever take out the garbage?
Jay: Because I'm better at the garbage smash...
Matt: sigh...

by King Jay December 11, 2007