1 definition by King Abdulla Of Syria
Shock artist, half decent poet, yappy 15 year old school yard voice, based his entire career on taking the piss out of other people to the point where he collapsed in on himself and said 'I'm not sure where my career is going right now'. Could have burped and farted on every record from the start but not be seen as a joke cos he had the credibility of Dr. Dre backing him. Corporate sponsored (nike, slave labour) trailer trash.
Person 1: Eminem is the second biggest joke of all time after 50 cent
Person 2: Yeah but I can relate to him cos he's white and raps and I always wanted to rap but thought you had to be black. Also my parents split, my girlfriends a nutbar, I did E once and have a symmetrical, marketable, face.
Person 1: If you get shot 9 times you'll be as big as eminem and 50 cent combined, 20x platinum, rollin on 20's, bling bling, here you go, by another bouncing car!
Person 2: No, eminem isn't about bling or cars, he's about white t-shirts and multi billion dollar houses.
Person 2: Yeah but I can relate to him cos he's white and raps and I always wanted to rap but thought you had to be black. Also my parents split, my girlfriends a nutbar, I did E once and have a symmetrical, marketable, face.
Person 1: If you get shot 9 times you'll be as big as eminem and 50 cent combined, 20x platinum, rollin on 20's, bling bling, here you go, by another bouncing car!
Person 2: No, eminem isn't about bling or cars, he's about white t-shirts and multi billion dollar houses.
by King Abdulla Of Syria September 24, 2006