1 definition by Killertripod5
A complete asshole who sucks dicks for a living. Kassians tend to be very over weight, and are pretty self conscious about this. They are rude, fat, and an overall shitty person to be around. Just a word of advise, they arent only pieces of shit, but they also smell like it, so if your ever around one, brace for impact.
Oh fuck, here comes kassian.
by Killertripod5 January 3, 2018