Boy cock

When your dick is as hard as it was when you were a kid,

When your dick is looking straight at you while you are standing.

You, I took a viagra and had that boy cock... Bitch was bloody when I got done fuckin her.

by Killer clown December 28, 2015

Pussmas

When you work in the oilfields, pussmas is the day you get to go home an bang your Ole lady.

Any day after a long hitch away that you get to fuck your woman.

Merry Pussmas brother!
Thanks man, I can't wait to get home and play with the box the kids came in

by Killer clown May 30, 2019