Definitions by Kieron 'BoBman' Moore

apitum 

to have an object lodged up ones anus, often causing moodiness and unpleasant behavior.

I'm quite annouyed at this object apitum, it has caused me to become moody.

whats that, is that a carrot apitum, my dear fellow.

apitum by Kieron 'BoBman' Moore September 7, 2005