Kickass mother's definitions

Cookie monster

Jakob: When you have a son who came out of you being 10lbs 3oz and finds out there is cookies in the house, who then becomes faster then the speed of light and eats them all before you have a chance to grab one!!! Cookie monster lol

Jakob becomes a cookie monster when mom goes grocery shopping and buys cookies

by Kickass mother December 29, 2024

Oakley 😁

When a white mother and a Portuguese father make a beautiful lil monster, we then call her OUR PORKCHOP!!!!!

My daughter Oakley 😁 is a porkchop

by Kickass mother December 29, 2024