1 definition by Khagg
Big floppy hat worn by suburban housewives to prevent unsightly wrinkles. Frequently seen at community pools, country clubs, splash parks and the like.
"I can't find my wife anywhere in this MF splash pad!"
"What's she wearing?"
"A big freakin mombrero and a Target coverup"
"Dude, that's pretty much every chick here"
"What's she wearing?"
"A big freakin mombrero and a Target coverup"
"Dude, that's pretty much every chick here"
by Khagg July 27, 2014