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No Nut November

November is allergy awareness month, so to support our friends who cannot enjoy the simple pleasures in life like Reece’s Peanut Butter Cups, we as a nation go nut free in November! Please help to support this worthy cause by removing all nut products from your diet for the next couple weeks. This includes peanuts, almonds, cashews, walnuts, pecans, etc.

Person 1: Hey do you want a sandwich?

Person 2: Yeah, as long as it doesn’t have peanut butter! No Nut November.

by Kezi November 5, 2019

Fangirl

A species of the female race that many are convinced are rabid or mentally unstable, who will scream over any little thing their idol says does or thinks, and who often gather together in packs they call fandoms online with people they have never met, and sometimes these fangirls will even faint from happiness if they see their idol. Never get near one in the same place as their idol, they will deafen you and make you wish you were six feet under with their screams. You'll hear strange babbling nonsense come out of their mouths as the fangirling slowly drives them insane until their brains crack and they freak out completely and that is why you have to be very careful about taking girls to concerts.

Normal Person: Hey look it's One Direction-
Fangirl- EEK EEK OMG OMG OMG SQUEE ONE DIRECTION AAAAHHH AAAAHHHH I LOVE YOU ONE DIRECTION AAAAHHH AAAAHHH OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG EEK EEEEK EEEEEK EEEEEEEEE!!!!!
*hyperventilates and passes out*
*keeps screaming while passed out because, well, you know, they're insane after all*
Normal Person: I CANT HEAR ANYTHING I THINK IM DEAF HAS SHE STOPPED YET GOD I HOPE THIS ISNT CONTAGIOUS

by Kezi December 13, 2014