Kevin with the treadmill's definitions

Platypus

Like the unique animal; it's something too absurd and stupid to be real, and yet somehow is.

1: You know that guy Kevin from work?

2: That the Platypus that fucked a running treadmill?

1: Yeah, that's Kevin.
2: What about him?

1: Just...whatever you do, if he says "you gotta see this, RUN!"

by Kevin with the treadmill January 17, 2024