Definitions by Kevin S. Lahey

The Samurai 

During sexual climatic phase, hold base of cock with both hands and release semen across the torso of your partner at a downward 45 degree angle.
This act is usually accompanied with loud chinese chants.

I gave the chinese hooker the samurai as a conclusion to our transaction.

The Samurai by Kevin S. Lahey November 22, 2004

Deep Impact 

A friendly game which involves competing for inches by inserting objects into your asshole.

Hey wanna play deep impact with grandma's walking stick?

Deep Impact by Kevin S. Lahey November 5, 2004