Kevin S. Lahey's definitions

The Samurai

During sexual climatic phase, hold base of cock with both hands and release semen across the torso of your partner at a downward 45 degree angle.
This act is usually accompanied with loud chinese chants.

I gave the chinese hooker the samurai as a conclusion to our transaction.

by Kevin S. Lahey November 22, 2004

Deep Impact

A friendly game which involves competing for inches by inserting objects into your asshole.

Hey wanna play deep impact with grandma's walking stick?

by Kevin S. Lahey November 5, 2004