2 definitions by Kevin S. Lahey

Deep Impact

A friendly game which involves competing for inches by inserting objects into your asshole.

Hey wanna play deep impact with grandma's walking stick?

by Kevin S. Lahey November 6, 2004

The Samurai

During sexual climatic phase, hold base of cock with both hands and release semen across the torso of your partner at a downward 45 degree angle.
This act is usually accompanied with loud chinese chants.

I gave the chinese hooker the samurai as a conclusion to our transaction.

by Kevin S. Lahey November 23, 2004