Definitions by Kevin Motherfucking Gillespie

Dookie-drunk

At this point in time you become the drunkest (man, woman) on earth. You CAN NOT do ANY THING, not even vomit or speak. You are a complete waste and everyone knows it.

Man, this whole fuckin' weekend I've been too goddamn dookie-drunk to fuck or fight.

Dookie-drunk by Kevin Motherfucking Gillespie August 8, 2007