3 definitions by Kelpy G
1. Used to denote a video-game character that is not controlled by a player.
2. Someone, regardless of their views, who doesn't think for themselves. Contrary to what most conservatives tell you, all NPCs aren't liberal, and all liberals aren't NPCs. If you blindly agree with whatever a person says, you're an NPC.
2. Someone, regardless of their views, who doesn't think for themselves. Contrary to what most conservatives tell you, all NPCs aren't liberal, and all liberals aren't NPCs. If you blindly agree with whatever a person says, you're an NPC.
1. NPC don't resist when a bloody train is coming at them in GTA, it's hilarious.
2. "Orange Man Bad. Satan himself. Whatever he does is wrong. If you disagree, you're a fascist! And don't call me an NPC, that's dehumanizing!"
"Orange Man Good. God himself. Whatever he does is right. If you disagree, you're a communist! You're an NPC!"
2. "Orange Man Bad. Satan himself. Whatever he does is wrong. If you disagree, you're a fascist! And don't call me an NPC, that's dehumanizing!"
"Orange Man Good. God himself. Whatever he does is right. If you disagree, you're a communist! You're an NPC!"
by Kelpy G February 19, 2019
A spoiled black kid in the suburbs:
Tries to act all "hood" and "gangsta" because of his race and thinks just because he's black means he knows the inner-city life, but was raised in a colonial and went to a upper-end public or private school. Usually seen blasting Migos on his BMW stereo. A disgrace to not only the black community, but also the poor, the real gangstas, suburbians, and pretty much humanity.
Tries to act all "hood" and "gangsta" because of his race and thinks just because he's black means he knows the inner-city life, but was raised in a colonial and went to a upper-end public or private school. Usually seen blasting Migos on his BMW stereo. A disgrace to not only the black community, but also the poor, the real gangstas, suburbians, and pretty much humanity.
Sensible White Suburb Dude: Hey, do you know what the homework for Math is?
Suburbanigga: Bitch ya white ass tryin to be all good wit this G, shit ain't gonna roll in this life cuz.
Sensible White Suburb Dude: What?
Suburbanigga: Nigga you trippin? Huh? HUH? One more step and I'mma roll my Crenshaw troop to kick ya ass out of my hood.
Sensible White Suburb Dude: The only "hood" you are in are those $159.99 Abercrombie & Fitch signature hoodie. Just because you're black doesn't mean you're "gangsta," you're just disrespecting your own race.
Suburbanigga: Bitch ya white ass tryin to be all good wit this G, shit ain't gonna roll in this life cuz.
Sensible White Suburb Dude: What?
Suburbanigga: Nigga you trippin? Huh? HUH? One more step and I'mma roll my Crenshaw troop to kick ya ass out of my hood.
Sensible White Suburb Dude: The only "hood" you are in are those $159.99 Abercrombie & Fitch signature hoodie. Just because you're black doesn't mean you're "gangsta," you're just disrespecting your own race.
by Kelpy G October 20, 2017
one of the most disgraceful sites on the entire internet. people come here to masturbate to the most asine shit (ex. spongebob, bubble guppies, austin and ally, etc.). if your mom walks in on you fapping to patrick star there or watching slavic porn, the latter is more acceptable and easier to explain
Person 1: Hey, I have a secret.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I watch PornHub. Laugh at me all you want. Leave me, but I would never leave you.
Person 2: What a relief! I thought you a normal guy, and you would leave me! I go on the Fetish Fuel Wiki every day.
Person 1: WHAT! EW, GET AWAY FROM ME!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I watch PornHub. Laugh at me all you want. Leave me, but I would never leave you.
Person 2: What a relief! I thought you a normal guy, and you would leave me! I go on the Fetish Fuel Wiki every day.
Person 1: WHAT! EW, GET AWAY FROM ME!
by Kelpy G September 23, 2017