A spoiled black kid in the suburbs:
Tries to act all "hood" and "gangsta" because of his race and thinks just because he's black means he knows the inner-city life, but was raised in a colonial and went to a upper-end public or private school. Usually seen blasting Migos on his BMW stereo. A disgrace to not only the black community, but also the poor, the real gangstas, suburbians, and pretty much humanity.
Tries to act all "hood" and "gangsta" because of his race and thinks just because he's black means he knows the inner-city life, but was raised in a colonial and went to a upper-end public or private school. Usually seen blasting Migos on his BMW stereo. A disgrace to not only the black community, but also the poor, the real gangstas, suburbians, and pretty much humanity.
Sensible White Suburb Dude: Hey, do you know what the homework for Math is?
Suburbanigga: Bitch ya white ass tryin to be all good wit this G, shit ain't gonna roll in this life cuz.
Sensible White Suburb Dude: What?
Suburbanigga: Nigga you trippin? Huh? HUH? One more step and I'mma roll my Crenshaw troop to kick ya ass out of my hood.
Sensible White Suburb Dude: The only "hood" you are in are those $159.99 Abercrombie & Fitch signature hoodie. Just because you're black doesn't mean you're "gangsta," you're just disrespecting your own race.
Suburbanigga: Bitch ya white ass tryin to be all good wit this G, shit ain't gonna roll in this life cuz.
Sensible White Suburb Dude: What?
Suburbanigga: Nigga you trippin? Huh? HUH? One more step and I'mma roll my Crenshaw troop to kick ya ass out of my hood.
Sensible White Suburb Dude: The only "hood" you are in are those $159.99 Abercrombie & Fitch signature hoodie. Just because you're black doesn't mean you're "gangsta," you're just disrespecting your own race.
by Kelpy G October 20, 2017