A spoiled black kid in the suburbs:
Tries to act all "hood" and "gangsta" because of his race and thinks just because he's black means he knows the inner-city life, but was raised in a colonial and went to a upper-end public or private school. Usually seen blasting Migos on his BMW stereo. A disgrace to not only the black community, but also the poor, the real gangstas, suburbians, and pretty much humanity.
Tries to act all "hood" and "gangsta" because of his race and thinks just because he's black means he knows the inner-city life, but was raised in a colonial and went to a upper-end public or private school. Usually seen blasting Migos on his BMW stereo. A disgrace to not only the black community, but also the poor, the real gangstas, suburbians, and pretty much humanity.
Sensible White Suburb Dude: Hey, do you know what the homework for Math is?
Suburbanigga: Bitch ya white ass tryin to be all good wit this G, shit ain't gonna roll in this life cuz.
Sensible White Suburb Dude: What?
Suburbanigga: Nigga you trippin? Huh? HUH? One more step and I'mma roll my Crenshaw troop to kick ya ass out of my hood.
Sensible White Suburb Dude: The only "hood" you are in are those $159.99 Abercrombie & Fitch signature hoodie. Just because you're black doesn't mean you're "gangsta," you're just disrespecting your own race.
Suburbanigga: Bitch ya white ass tryin to be all good wit this G, shit ain't gonna roll in this life cuz.
Sensible White Suburb Dude: What?
Suburbanigga: Nigga you trippin? Huh? HUH? One more step and I'mma roll my Crenshaw troop to kick ya ass out of my hood.
Sensible White Suburb Dude: The only "hood" you are in are those $159.99 Abercrombie & Fitch signature hoodie. Just because you're black doesn't mean you're "gangsta," you're just disrespecting your own race.
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Get the suburbanisation mug.A young man or woman 👠 who in spite of the fact that they live in a perfectly fine subdivision are always berating their folks for their lifestyles not being 'on fleek' enough. Usually these kids are between about 14 to 21 years old.
Here are 2 examples of a Suburbanista 1 Ariel 14 years old: "Mom could you just text me from the bottom of the driveway when. You come to pick me up from. Beneficents party? I'm 😳 embarrassed to be seen riding around in a Honda Civic! Example 2: Josh age 16 to his dad:"Dad why we gotta live in "Wooded Acres?" My friend Biff lives in ",Phuckhaven Heights". They have 2 clay tennis 🎾 courts and a black bottom pool in their backyard.Plus his dad drives 3 Bentleys! Why we gotta live in such a 'ghetto' dad? " Dad: " Someday you'll appreciate ", Wooded Acres" son!
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