Definitions by Kelly Belly

egg racist

An upper middle class white family member that refuses to eat brown eggs. Possibly an actual racist, this person often identifies as a republican but would never admit that out loud.

Daughter: "Hey mom my chickens are finally laying eggs they are brown"

Mother: " Ew we only eat Brown Eggs"

Daughter: "Mom! You are so egg racist"

egg racist by Kelly Belly September 8, 2017

egg racist

An upper middle class white family member that refuses to eat brown eggs. Possibly an actual racist, this person often identifies as a republican but would never admit that out loud.

Daughter: "Hey mom my chickens are finally laying eggs they are brown"

Mother: " Ew we only eat Brown Eggs"

Daughter: "Mom! You are so egg racist"

egg racist by Kelly Belly September 8, 2017

Barney 

Another word that means, to pass gas, with a quick, sharp bang.

Is that a car horn outside or did Bryan just Barney?

Barney by Kelly Belly September 1, 2006