egg racist

An upper middle class white family member that refuses to eat brown eggs. Possibly an actual racist, this person often identifies as a republican but would never admit that out loud.
Daughter: "Hey mom my chickens are finally laying eggs they are brown"

Mother: " Ew we only eat Brown Eggs"

Daughter: "Mom! You are so egg racist"
by Kelly Belly September 06, 2017
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egg racist

An upper middle class white family member that refuses to eat brown eggs. Possibly an actual racist, this person often identifies as a republican but would never admit that out loud.
Daughter: "Hey mom my chickens are finally laying eggs they are brown"

Mother: " Ew we only eat Brown Eggs"

Daughter: "Mom! You are so egg racist"
by Kelly Belly September 06, 2017
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Barney

Another word that means, to pass gas, with a quick, sharp bang.
Is that a car horn outside or did Bryan just Barney?
by Kelly Belly September 02, 2006
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