Definitions by Kell fae

farse 

as barse but on a female, the bit between the fanny and the arse

"that bird had the hairiest farse iv ever seen"

farse by Kell fae September 27, 2005

smoke ma boab

to perform the art of fellatio, smoke as in a fat cuban cigar, boab scottish slang term for the trouser snake.can also be used as boab smoker a la cock sucker

hey beautiful, wanna smoke ma boab

fuck off u filthy boab smoker

smoke ma boab by Kell fae September 16, 2005

tongue ma hoop 

see also rimming and feltching, lick my anus

a: get the pints in
b: tongue ma hoop

tongue ma hoop by Kell fae September 16, 2005