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Definitions by Kell Hell

A frat boy (or wannabe frat boy) who wears a hat with the logo of his favorite college team, or his friends' favorite college team. Usually seen in large groups at social gatherings acting stupid and drinking too much.
How many hat boys does it take to date rape a cheerleader? 6. 1 to do it and 5 to back him up.
hat boy by Kell Hell October 21, 2006

hockey mouth 

crooked, jagged, or otherwise unattractive teeth, resembling the possible aftermath of stopping a slapshot with one's mouth.
"Julie's a cute looking girl, it's too bad she's got hockey mouth. She needs to fix that grill."
hockey mouth by Kell Hell October 20, 2006