: ^)

That's the face you type to show that you aren't upset, but that you secretly want to kill yourself. The more of a space between the eyes and the nose, the more you hate your life.

Missing farm? Kill myself face

: ^)

Getting killed by Zed in lane? Kill myself face : ^)

Saw a shitty youtube video? Kill myself face. : ^)

Your girlfriend cheated on you with your best friend? Kill myself face
:

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Someone called you a faggot?

You call them a faggot.