Keith P's definitions

Beachhouse

One has the intention of going to a party to drink excessively and get wild, but then slowly realizes that he/she is hanging out with a group of couples who are boring, snuggling, and will probably go to bed in 45 minutes.

Hey man, let's go over to my friend Nicole's party?
Fuck no! Those mother fuckers will beachhouse your ass!
Oh really?
Yeah, they'll couple condom you mother fucker.
Let's steal the keg!
Fuck yeah!

by Keith P June 27, 2006