Keith Ordan's definitions

fudge-meloned

The act of titty fucking after anal intercourse.

I was so drunk on wine last night that I didn't even care when Jeremy fudge-meloned me.

by Keith Ordan March 10, 2017

butt curds

The residual balls of toilet paper that can be retrieved from your butt crack and underwear throughout the day after pooping.

Rebecca was a little off when we starting fucking and a bunch of my butt curds fell on her bed.

by Keith Ordan October 3, 2017