Definitions by Keith Kellis

Van Halen 

An utterly obnoxious 80's arena rock band who had more lead singers than groupies. Origionaly fronted by David Lee Roth, he was replaced by Sammy Hagar, who was later replaced by the former frontman from Extreme.

I remember when Van Halen was cool, then I listened to real music and realized they really really suck

Van Halen by Keith Kellis May 14, 2005

gerbil 

a small rodent that lives in Richard Greer's tuckus.

"Got nowhere else to go! My apartment won't allow pets"

gerbil by Keith Kellis May 14, 2005