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An unfortunate event that occurs when you are deficating in a toilet and water splashes into your Anus because of your fecal matter's plunge into the depths. The water often sucks up into your sphincter, leaving you with a distrubingly cool sensation.
The height from my anus to the toilet water was a long drop, so naturally I expected to get a Fitzgerald.
by Keith K. Marowitz April 24, 2011
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