Keith M. Towler's definitions

grandparentitis

the ornery behavior of a child towards his parents resulting from spending the weekend or receiving gifts from his grandparents.

"Grandparentitis cannot be treated with Prozac."

by Keith M. Towler August 1, 2003

grandvultures

noun or adjective; the behavior of grandparents upon becoming such, usually manifested as circling above a baby either in a crib or its parents arms, generally waiting for an opportunity to swoop in and grab the baby.

"As I gazed into my new baby's eyes, I caught a glimpse of grandvultures circling above. "

by Keith M. Towler August 1, 2003