grandvultures

noun or adjective; the behavior of grandparents upon becoming such, usually manifested as circling above a baby either in a crib or its parents arms, generally waiting for an opportunity to swoop in and grab the baby.
"As I gazed into my new baby's eyes, I caught a glimpse of grandvultures circling above. "
by Keith M. Towler August 01, 2003
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grandparentitis

the ornery behavior of a child towards his parents resulting from spending the weekend or receiving gifts from his grandparents.
"Grandparentitis cannot be treated with Prozac."
by Keith M. Towler August 01, 2003
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