Definitions by Keg Flexington

Junk Braille 

Genital Warts... particularly a case so bad that Stevie Wonder could decipher a large portion of "War and Peace" by touching your shaft. An obvious spinoff on the term "junk mail".

I don't want to hear you whining about your damn painful discharge... look at this fucking junk braille on my dick!

Junk Braille by Keg Flexington October 25, 2009