Keeper of the Ig's definitions

IG

Ig, Almighty vulture God with fuzzy beek and cushy feeps.

Great Ig cares for all who would care for his birdies. Those who love birds - apart from the Kentucky Fried Chicken variety - and would nurture them, have a sure home and refuge in his flint-like heartbone.

'Great Ig, have mercy on us that show mercy to your birdies, and care not that they occasionally poop on our hats.

Amen'

by Keeper of the Ig June 18, 2006